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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Sun 24 Jan 2016 - 11:15

It was indeed a list of facts about Journey Wink

Yeah the second comment was some top nonsense. It was hard to find comments that didn't give it away too much Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Sun 24 Jan 2016 - 11:25

I see you've made several alt. accounts on Metacritic, Andy. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Sun 24 Jan 2016 - 11:42

The last review even more PS4 bashing then Journey is almost fact about the art statement and that's what I've always said about Journey and I've always said as a game it's okay.

Also was that Masbate, Andy to get me post here?
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Sun 24 Jan 2016 - 12:34

No, was just a game I thought would have some amusing comments. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Mon 25 Jan 2016 - 23:08

Sorry for the delay, guys - for some reason my login marked this post as already read.

Here's three rants - it's a shame to try and find one that will give you some kind of clue - the rando ones are pretty good:

Hold on to your butts...:
 
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Mon 25 Jan 2016 - 23:17

I'm going to go for Minecraft.
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Mon 25 Jan 2016 - 23:20

I think Minecraft is a good shout, but since that's taken could it actually be Terraria?
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Tue 26 Jan 2016 - 23:11

Guys it is indeed Minecraft! Jay wins by buzzing in first.

Honestly there are so many 0s I could have used from people largely praising the game. If Metacritic wasn't bad enough, letting small kids write reviews is the worst.
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Wed 27 Jan 2016 - 1:00

Right on! Grin

Guess away, gents.

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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Wed 27 Jan 2016 - 9:34

I want to say Halo ODST
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Wed 27 Jan 2016 - 10:22

Is it? That doesn't sound like Halo to me, unless ODST really is that different.

The "whole bunch of [developer] characters" is leading me to think of some sort of mashup game, but I'm really struggling for what.
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Wed 27 Jan 2016 - 10:36

Right, I'm gonna go with Killer Instinct? I was thinking Street Fighter, but the mention of Master Chef Laughing and using developer characters puts me on that one. Definitely a fighter, though, right?
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Wed 27 Jan 2016 - 10:50

I thought it might be a Smash Bros. for the same reason. I'll go for Brawl.
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Wed 27 Jan 2016 - 10:54

"No health bar" would make Smash make sense, as well.
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Wed 27 Jan 2016 - 10:56

I think you might be right, I convinced myself it was a shooter after the master chef comment, but that certainly adds up for the rest of it.
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Wed 27 Jan 2016 - 16:19

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I thought it might be a Smash Bros. for the same reason.  I'll go for Brawl.

And the winner is... Balladeer!

Here's that last review in all its glory - it's four up from the bottom authored by RayA.
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Wed 27 Jan 2016 - 20:34

Brilliant stuff indeed.  Feast yer eyes!

JonathanD. wrote:
What the heck is so great about this game? [Game] is the most overrated game ever. Okay graphics ([year], people), but the gameplay is boring and almost anti-addictive. I respect it though because without [game] there wouldn't be gems like [other game]. Also WAY TOO HARD. [Another game in same series] is much better. For shame, [person involved with game], for shame. 3/10

So anti-addictive, they prescribe it to heroin takers!

WaterTiger5 wrote:
This game basically sucked. Classics are not always good. The graphics were horrible [franchise] had way better gameplay and graphics. Bosses were lame and repetitive. [Remake] was better because the original is not the best. [Main villain] looked like an oversized stuffed animals. The gameplay overall was boring got bored after collecting a couple [collectables]. The one thing I liked was some of the level designs. Although many [console] games looked way better such as [franchise] or [franchise] 3/10

I want to fight (an) oversized stuffed animals in my games please!

RunetheKoopa wrote:
I'm sure we've all heard about [game], one of the world's first [genre]. The story is the usual unoriginal [franchise] storyline. [Storyline summarised in 8 words.] The gameplay involves collecting items called [collectables] across [number] levels by completing different tasks. However, it is brought down by bad controls and a terrible camera which make the game more difficult than it should be. The graphics are smooth and there is a decent amount of variety in level design. The music is mostly your generic happy platforming music although [level] and [level] are exceptions to this. [Game] suffers from some of the worst voice acting I have ever heard in my life. The worst part? The worst voice acting in the whole game is the first thing you hear when starting the game.

Overall, while [game] was innovative and mindblowing when it was released in [month] [year], it aged very quickly and time has not been kind to it at all, making what was once amazing back then, a bad game now. 0/10

And this one just made me stare in disbelief.  A reasonably grammatical and sizeable review, mentioning some positives, that ends with the "OMG Halo sux" anti-fanboy score of 0/10.  

Easy one, I think.
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Wed 27 Jan 2016 - 21:10

I'm gonna go with Mario 64. I was thinking Sunsine, but the stuff about it being a classic and overrated didn't feel right. Sunshine is the most underrated game of all time!
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Wed 27 Jan 2016 - 21:24

I think Mario 64 is on the button, but I'm going to throw a curveball with Galaxy.
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Wed 27 Jan 2016 - 21:29

It is indeed SM64! Drunka takes this one. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Wed 27 Jan 2016 - 22:09

Alright, here we go.

First of all, "Snarky" did not think the game was worth seven pounds.
Snarky wrote:
Poor controls, poor interface, poor fov, weak story, bad acting and graphics that looked old in YEAR. Oh, did I mention the annoying cutscenes? Take two steps. Cutscene. Take two more steps. Cutscene. Jesus! I bought "GAME COLLECTION" for 7$... no wonder it was so cheap. Garbage, pure garbage. If you like watching paint dry you'll love GAME. Zero points for this overrated turd of a game.

"StephenY" didn't even need to play the game to know the score and the truth. This guy gets it. This guy's ethical.
StephenY wrote:
Normally I would never consider rating a game before it comes out but in the case of GAME for the PLATFORM I already know everything I need to know about this game to come to the conclusion that no one should purchase it. This is a real shame because my reasons for this are not because I think the game will not be fun, but because DEVELOPER/PUBLISHER has chosen to encumbered this game with â??Digital Rights Managementâ?

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escograu wrote:
AI of your teamates and fight is really awful, REALLY AWFUL. Story probably was written in 1-2 nights, cuz is completely not interesting and short like a chinese dick. Story seems like from some old, sci-fi book which costs 1$ and nobody knows that it is even exists.

Last but not least, "AnonymousMC" delivers a fairly sensible review... with an inexplicable score of zero.
AnonymousMC wrote:
There's nothing special about the story and I can name at least 100 games with better storyline than this crap. The shooting is extremely boring and requires no skill at all, because the creators tried to make it look more like an RPG, but I can hardly classify this game as an RPG, it's more like a third person shooter with customatisation of the character. Another extremely overrated and overhyped game.

BONUS ROUND!
Reviews that randomly assert unethical press practices:
 
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Wed 27 Jan 2016 - 22:19

I'm going to open the bidding with Mass Effect 3
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Wed 27 Jan 2016 - 22:27

No, not Mass Effect 3.
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Wed 27 Jan 2016 - 22:38

Mass Effect 2 then?
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PostSubject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?   Wed 27 Jan 2016 - 22:47

Nope, not Mass Effect 2...
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