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PostSubject: Re: Pokédix   Sat 4 Feb 2017 - 23:15



The unholy union of a Pachirisu and a Zubat, Emolgas are actually most closely related to flying frogs. Their mouths are always open in a grin - scientists used to assume that this was to attract a human partner, but it is simply so that they never miss a chance to catch and eat flies.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokédix   Sun 5 Feb 2017 - 10:51


Rhydon uses the drill on its head to pierce citrus fruits for smoothies and juices. Unfortunately, despite all this effort it goes and eats whole wheels of cheese at the weekends.
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PostSubject: Re: Pokédix   Sun 5 Feb 2017 - 19:34

Sad about no Gurren Lagann reference. Sad



Illumise believes she is a famous composer, so she wears her hair stupid and demands to be referred to as 'Ludwig van Beetlehoven'.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokédix   Thu 18 May 2017 - 22:51


Mawile is very uncomfortable about its weight after being bullied as a fat child, but no matter how hard it exercises and how strictly it diets,
the big mouth on its back swallows down cakes whenever its back is turned.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokédix   Sun 21 May 2017 - 9:57

Skuntank

In theory, Skuntank's least-appealing feature would be its stinky defence. Actually, it looks like Donald Trump than Yungoos does. Poor guy.
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PostSubject: Re: Pokédix   Sun 21 May 2017 - 12:36

Pikipek




P. Peter Piper had a Pikipek of Problems
P. Peter Piper's Piki Pikipek'd his Plums

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PostSubject: Re: Pokédix   Mon 22 May 2017 - 15:48



Linoone was originally cast as the role of Aang in Avatar: The Last Airbender and even went as far as to get Aang's traditional tattoo on its forehead, but Nickelodeon fired Linoone after they released he was just a plain ol' Normal type and would never master all four elements in time for the series finale.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokédix   Mon 22 May 2017 - 19:49



After struggling with body image issues for years, Sealeo grew its current moustache.  Now it thinks it looks damn handsome.  And who are you to say different?  How good's your moustache, eh?  Get off its case, and do something about your practically hairless upper lip.  It's an embarrassment.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokédix   Mon 22 May 2017 - 20:37



You may have been told that Kyogre is a legendary Pokémon. Alas, this is not the case - it's just a Wailord with some go-faster stripes and semi-interesting mutations that got lucky. It was up all night to get lucky.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokédix   Mon 22 May 2017 - 21:30

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How good's your moustache, eh?  Get off its case, and do something about your practically hairless upper lip.  It's an embarrassment.

Speak for yourself.
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I did know about the yokai - there's a whole thing about witches and hair, hence Bayonetta - but I didn't realise quite how on-the-mark I was!
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PostSubject: Re: Pokédix   Mon 22 May 2017 - 22:01

That's a fine moustache indeed, but nothing compared to Sealeo's.

It's been through a lot, let it have this one.
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PostSubject: Re: Pokédix   Thu 25 May 2017 - 16:33


After surgery Buizel wears a collar on its neck to stop it biting the stitches. Because of this, it is unable to lick its genitals and feels a palpable, impotent rage which it channels into battle.
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