Finally managed to pick up my present today and after getting through what can only be described as the Fort Knox of packaging I got to a superbly wrapped Christmas Present which was:
This awesome Christmas Pikachu model alongside some Christmas themed chocolates and sweets. Sadly his ear and the end of his tail had fell off, no fault of the sender who packaged it very well but I'll stick them back on with the glue gun no problem.
The gags, for those unaware, are based on #Overwatch Hashtag Bantz, and an occasion where I interrupted some Podcast Drunk, Jay, Jas, and Andy were doing where I came back to Drunk's absolutely slaughtered on Whiskey following the last day at school where I got pissed with a load of colleagues, some of whom were my teachers when I were a lad. This led to many Ricey Sphinxy boy times, but the main memory is that Drunka didn't order me any fast food.
And then just some other insane ramblings. I do hope you found it funny enough not to mind that the only thing in there that's nice was the Toblerone, Andy, precious grain of Rice that you are. Come to the GNamer meetup part 2 and I'll bring something non
I guess my giver
A solid Overwatch gift based on the knobbiest of characters, with a side order of salt chocolate.