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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Sun 3 Sep 2017 - 23:48

Marina has never lost the popular vote, but it did come tantalisingly close. Either because people really like flying, or Marina's influence is waning. But it's probably best not to delve too deeply into fictional celebrity culture. Having won 22 of my 42 splatfest solo battles, it's nice to see I had a positive impact on the scores.
It's becoming a trend that Marina always wins the popular vote, but never wins the team category.
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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Mon 4 Sep 2017 - 18:31

They should trudge out a pair of decaying, obese, slime-covered monstrosities in place of Marina and Pearl for Splatfests. Keeps it fair.

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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Mon 4 Sep 2017 - 18:54

I don't want to shag Marina and I find it insulting that any of you would suggest otherwise.
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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Mon 4 Sep 2017 - 18:54

JayMoyles wrote:
They should trudge out a pair of decaying, obese, slime-covered monstrosities in place of Marina and Pearl for Splatfests. Keeps it fair.

Isn't that what most real celebrities are in any case?
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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Mon 4 Sep 2017 - 19:33

I have some possible replacements! (Slimey obesity not included)
Pearl:
 
Marina:
 
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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Mon 4 Sep 2017 - 19:51

JayMoyles wrote:
a pair of decaying, obese, slime-covered monstrosities

Balladeer wrote:
Isn't that what most real celebrities are in any case?

We all are, man. We all are. . .
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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Sun 1 Oct 2017 - 19:28

Only one answer
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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Sun 1 Oct 2017 - 21:09

I don't care how the toilet roll is arranged, as long as there's enough there when I need to use it. Poor show, Splatfest Ideas Team. Poor show. No
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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Sun 1 Oct 2017 - 22:20

Yeah that doesn't exactly get me itching to join in on the Splatfest.
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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Mon 2 Oct 2017 - 1:27

It's not the best splatfest but honestly, back rollers are despicable freaks and must be destroyed.
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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Mon 2 Oct 2017 - 17:23

Laughing

What about the dock leaf master race? That I clearly just made up for comedic effect.
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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Mon 2 Oct 2017 - 22:18

The Back Roll is for people who like wiping their arse with the remnants of the bathroom wall...

#TeamFrontRoll
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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Mon 2 Oct 2017 - 22:39

This might be the first time Marina doesn't win the popular vote.
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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Mon 2 Oct 2017 - 22:41

Never bet against Marina. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Tue 3 Oct 2017 - 20:04

Drunkalilly wrote:
It's not the best splatfest but honestly, back rollers are despicable freaks and must be destroyed.

Agreed. Who the heck does that? People who hate their house guests, obviously.
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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Wed 4 Oct 2017 - 17:21

They really have to stack the deck against Marina - I bet she'll still end up winning!
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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Wed 4 Oct 2017 - 18:26

My theory is that there's one dude in the Nintendo of Europe offices who does it the wrong way round and this is all an effort to show him how weird he is.
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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Sat 7 Oct 2017 - 19:30

In the North of America they're having this Splatfest this month - vampire vs. werewolf. What has prevented Europe from getting this Splatfest? Eh?
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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Sat 7 Oct 2017 - 21:38

A certain part of Europe may have been particularly biased when it comes to NoA's splatfest theme...

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PostSubject: Re: SPLATFESTS - Wipe the Floor With the Other Team   Sun 8 Oct 2017 - 16:07

ZeroJones wrote:
In the North of America they're having this Splatfest this month - vampire vs. werewolf. What has prevented Europe from getting this Splatfest? Eh?

Maybe we did, but just from a different point of view, vampires front roll and werewolves back roll.

This splatfest was a little bit uninspiring, but I once again sided with Pearl, and I think a lot of people did because I ended up with a lot of civil wars, at least two thirds of my fights. But you know how it workds by now, the most popular loses the team fight, and personally I went negative on my win/loss count so looks like Marina might finally win a splatfest.
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