Crash's Capiscums

Woah howdy friend.
Welcome to my garden, today I want to share with you my love for plant life.
And woah! Look what we have here, a box of my favourite things: Things!


Let's Open it up!


Woah it's a plant thingie!
Let's see how it works...

Bonus DLC:

Let's-a go!

Step 1: Dirt Disc meets Mr Pot:

Step 2: Add A Watering:

Step Three: The Sowening!:

Bonus DLC:

Thanks for reading! Stay tuned for the first of my regular Capiscum Treatment Routines to come soon!
Woah!

This is such a bizarre thread, but I'm kinda interested in seeing these chilli peppers now. Rock on, Crash.

The Crash funkopop is a goddamn travesty

Who ever this is I have to say, that you are a gem.

Whose scants are those on the bed?

Aaaaaaaah, so that's who Crash is!  Well played, sir.  That's exactly how I imagine Crash would speak: in a manner that makes me want to punch him in his face. Looking forward to seeing the further adventures of the chillis!

Crash wrote:

Woah! Woahter everywhere!

Fuxache.

Aw, I knew the grow-your-own chillis set sounded familiar.

Well played!

Woah a sprout! HECK

Crash, please don't use obscenities such as h*ck on this forum. Thank you for your understanding.

What's your plans with the finished product then Crash?

Fuel his racecars with them, what else?

Woah a plant is a beautiful expression of the natural world and is not a product. H**K.
I'm going to eat them and Woah! them out the other end, It's going to be a radical expression of the natural world!

Today on mental images nobody wanted or needed...

I'm sure I'm not alone in my unfettered excitement to see how the Capsicums have done over the past three months. Any chance of a (strewth) woahpdate Crash?

"woahpdate"



But yes, let's see how those chillis are getting on!

Woah! Where has the year gone!? Let's get caught up with the headlines from chilli world!
Bad news first, I moved house and my woahnderful nascent chilli plants fell to the ground and spilled out literally everywhere. To draw you a mental picture of the event, first lie back and close your eyes - wait that won't work. Imagine instead with your eyes open; a cup of dirt on the floor with some green bits strewn about and, in middle of it all, a teary eyed bandicoot trying out new swears. (HEck, Gosh, and F*$%).

Time passed, and in the six months since their accident they have mad a woahlmost full recovery. A little yellow but distinctly alive, here they are.

Future updates will happen I promise.

THEY LIVE! AND HE LIVES! The ideal combination! Glad they survived the move, hopefully you'll have some genuine peppers soon Crash!

How long do chilli peppers usually take to grow? I've no concept of how long vegetables take to grow.

My Capiscums were left in plenty of water.
My Capiscums were left in the coolest part of my home.
My Capiscums woahverheated anyway, they are now an unhealthy brown colour.

Spoiler:

Haters will say they are dead, but the root system is healthy so I will be conducting some surgery on them to see if they can be saved.

Spoiler:

The plan is to cut off the brown bit. That's the plan.

Updates will follow at some stage, give a woah in support of the chillies.

For the record I have no idea how long this is supposed to take to grow, nor do I know if it grows out the top or the bottom.

WOAHs and prayers. Hope they return to beauty soon!

Heartache. This thread needs a happy ending.

The plan did not succeed.
The plant was not saved, and was lost.
Sad woah.
Good night.

I don't think I've ever been so sad about the plant of a person I've never met. It was glorious while it lasted.

Bin this decade and burn this shit Earth.