Corrupt a Wish Foundation

This is a game.
e.g. Person A: I wish I had a coke.
Person B corrupts it: Granted but it's filled with mud.
So I'll start.
I wish I had a pet dog.

Ok but it has rabies and and can only fetch things of a certain density.
I wish for a frisbee. (what could possibly go wrong?)

...but it's landed on my slates and your no gettin' it back.

~

I want a million pounds.

Phillips wrote:

...but it's landed on my slates and your no gettin' it back.

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I want a million pounds.

...but it's a million pounds of bricks, dropped on you from a great height.

I want my, I want my, I want my MTV.

Granted but they have crap songs.
I wish I had more 3DS friends.

Don't you need to wish for something again to continue the game...?

I'll continue then: I wish to pass all of my exams.

(I did. I said I wish for more 3DS friends)

Granted, but you fail the next time.

I wish I was a pro athlete.

Ah, that wasn't in the post when I looked, I figure it must have been edited in after I posted then. No worries!

Granted, but it's in cricket, and you soon die of boredom because of this.

I wish I was on holiday in a sunny place.

(Go to Brunei then!)
Granted but the you trip over and head first into mud.

I wish I hadn't eaten my food so fast.

Granted, but because I went back in time and told you to take it slow, you never ate it fast and thus never asked me to stop you doing it. The time paradox cause the universe to cease to exist.

I wish I had a mug which maintains perfect drinking temperature for my cups of tea.

Granted, but the mug breaks causing you to NOT drinkyour tea/coffee and you bought the tea/coffee from a shop.
I wish more people would come to Gnamer.

Granted, but there all twelve year olds who constantly make up rubbish.

I wish I was superman.

Granted, but after a week, you're Super Rubbish!
I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

ok but before you're born you're made into caviar and served alongside your mother in a dodgy sushi shop.
I wish I had a nice persian rug

The Persian it's made out of is still alive, and slashes you across the face. You are hurriedly carted off to hospital, your wailing family surrounding you, but the wounds turn septic before you get there. By the time your final hours have come, your face has four green festering lines cut across it. Your epigraph is, "He couldn't cut a rug." In the meantime the Persian escapes and his fifteen kittens with a Delcatty.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but they (as in, the people), have to sacrifice something that means SO much to them.

I wish... ... that, people in GNamer, posted more topics.

I think there is enough topics considering how young the forum is....

I wish I could draw like Scott Mosier
http://www.doodle4nf.org/gallery/v/2012+Doodles/mosier_scott2.jpg.html#.UYZj8ra9LTo

Granted, but you can't use your new-found ability as you now have no hands.

I wish for some sunshine up in Edinburgh.

So the sun is moved a leetle closer to Edinburgh...



I wish that North Korea would try some diplomacy for once.

Granted, but they fail. -_-
I wish, I was Green Lantern.

Granted, but you're Green Lantern at a cosplay convention, not actually Green Lantern.

I wish it was summer.

Enjoy all the lava flows lovely sunshine!

I wish that I lived in a Pokémon-populated country. (Someone other than Awesome, please, since she's responded to my last two.)

Granted, but everyone you know and love is ravaged by a group of ravenous Snorlax.

I wish I was fluent in a foreign language.

Granted, but you don't understand english.
I wish I was in the Velvet Room.

Granted, but its airtight with no doors or windows.

I wish I could eat KFC for every meal of every day.