Snacks! Reviews/'reviews' welcome

treesmurf11 wrote:

Buskalilly wrote:

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Cons

-Its a milkshake that tastes of Skittles

In what world is that a con?

It's a ruddy shocking idea for a milkshake. I hope somebody in the think tank went to jail for that.

Phillips wrote:

It's a ruddy shocking idea for a milkshake. I hope somebody in the think tank went to jail for that.

My thinking exactly. Fruit flavour sweets do not compliment milk.

Buskalilly wrote:

Phillips wrote:

It's a ruddy shocking idea for a milkshake. I hope somebody in the think tank went to jail for that.

My thinking exactly. Fruit flavour sweets do not compliment milk.

Strawberry Milk/shake is probably the BEST flavour and that's fruit...

Eww! Strawberry milkshake. I haven't had a milkshake in years, but it's chocolate all the way, man.

I go for Strawberry milkshake aswell Stu.

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So, girlfriend thought it would be funny to do that on my open laptop . . .

What I was going to post was;

Okay, point conceded. Strawberry milkshake is ace. Its just the citrussy flavours that ruin the Skittles monstrosity.

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You left out your score on this review.

Buskalilly wrote:

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Buskalilly wrote:

So, girlfriend thought it would be funny to do that on my open laptop . . .

Do what, exactly?

Buskalilly wrote:

So, girlfriend thought it would be funny to do that on my open laptop . . .

...is your girlfriend a cat?

To move away from Lilly's sex/pet life for a moment...

Paprika Pringles



Pros:

-Taste really nice
-Bite-size
-More-ish
-Arriva!

Cons:

-They make you saaaaaaay faaaaaaaht
-Not enough potato content to be a "crisp"
-The "crisp" itself tastes of not much: it's all in the powder
-Bottom of the pack is metallic, so can I recycle it with the cardboard or not?

85%

Nitpicks aside, this is my benchmark for savoury snacks. The snack to beat, if you will. A shame it's all artificial rubbish, but they're great if you don't think too hard about what's in them.

Texas BBQ Pringles > any other Pringle.

Pringles are ace, but I find that after a while I start to get a bit of a nasty aftertaste.

JayMoyles wrote:

You left out your score on this review.

Buskalilly wrote:

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Fix'd!

M&S used to do a really good Pringles substitute. Kinda shocking the first time you try them, because they actually taste of something; but after a bit, I realised just how much Pringles have been fobbing us off with their Sour Cream "flavouring". Anyway, irrelevant now, because I can no longer find the M&S ones. I presume they were rendered unprofitable by competition with Pringles.

Walker's Sensations are the best crisps, and I don't really count myself as a crisp fan...but the roast chicken flavour is like that gum Willy Wonka invented where you can actually taste all the elements of a roast chicken dinner in one morsel. Yum!

Oh man, roast chicken Sensations are lush. In fact, most brands of Sensations are, apart from those minging lemongrass ones.

We've already been through this: McCoys piss all over all other types of crisp from a great height, then they outrun the police chasing them for indecent exposure as they're so badass. Those Paprika Pringles are all right though.

Cathedral City Extra Mature Cheddar



Pros:

It's cheese, which means it's brilliant
It is nice
Resealable bag
Superior to its Mature brother
Cheese. Is nice. Cheese.
"...yet mellow"

Cons:

Bloody pricey
Unappealing, but edible, icky white bits on the ends
You'll run out and have to buy some more
Resealable bag might imprison small mammals if not properly disposed of
What do you mean you don't like cheese? What's wrong with you?!
Death to all humans


87%

JUST EAT THE DAMN CHEESE! EAT IT!

I've now got this fantastic image of you suited up, noshing down at a dining table - cutlery, water jugs, wine glasses, the works - to an entire block of cheese.

But aye, cheese is amazing.

Cheese is filthy. All of it. Apart from cheese on pizzas, oddly enough; but as a pure foodstuff, it's disgusting.

I love cheese sandwhiches, cheese on toast and a very cheesy pizza but I wouldn't just eat cheese on it's own.

How can anyone dislike cheese?

(lactose intolerance aside)

Oreo



Pros:

Legendary filling
Crucnhy, satisfying cookie
The most lick-able thing on the planet
Insanely wolfable

Cons:

Too sweet for some?
The threat of broken cookies is immense

93%

A true classic in the snack world. As far as mass-produced cookies go, this is the absolute best...yes, even better than the Maryland Choc Chip ones.

Agreed. They're on offer for 50p a packet at my local shop just now, so much money has been spent on Oreos lately.