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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   26/04/18, 08:40 pm

There's a tiny woman trapped inside a rose. Can you successfully find her without pricking your hand on a thorn? Be careful, as assorted woodland animals will stand menacingly nearby as you search for the tiny woman.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   26/04/18, 08:58 pm

Exhibit A in Disney's court case against the Monster Hunter Stories development team.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   26/04/18, 09:42 pm

(Not my go, so somebody else do a funny for Balla's please but...)

A rare example of the US/EU box-art being leaps and bounds ahead of the Japanese equivalent as we decided to, correctly as well, highlight Panda Ball in all his glory.
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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   27/04/18, 01:15 pm

Ahh, that's good old Magnet Bolt Road Velvet Silk Button Ant 2: NIFNEWFJEWBE FIEFEW CBIWEFOIEQNDPNEWGPNCOWQF NOIEWQNBF EWFOEWNBOIVENBFLK EFIE, for the Nintendo Wii. It's exactly as the title says.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   29/04/18, 01:08 am

A thrilling chess game played on top of Guy #2's head.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   29/04/18, 04:27 am

A life sim about a pretty standard night out in Osaka.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   29/04/18, 03:01 pm

A lethal weapon spin-off starring Danny Glover. (you can even see the toilet blowing up in the background castle)


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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   29/04/18, 06:59 pm

Attack on Titan Teaches Astronomy.  If you answer a question wrong, they destroy your entire planet.  NGamer gave it 4/10 for unfair difficulty.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   29/04/18, 09:52 pm

Studio Ghibli the game for N64

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   30/04/18, 11:35 pm

The Avengers, starring (from top left, anti-clockwise): Doctor Strange, Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, Red Skull I guess, Wonder Woman and Loki, maybe. Also featuring Fin Fang Foom being ridden by Superman as seen in the background.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   01/05/18, 11:20 am

Jin Kazama has contracted the worst case of Pink Eye on this, the most important day of his life: Senior Prom! Using combinations of hoodies, emo fringes, and the devil gene, can you save Jin from dishonouring his family by getting through this day without anybody noticing his aesthetic shame?

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   01/05/18, 02:20 pm

Crushed by the impossible demands of modern capitalism, a frog with no prospects decided to fling himself in front of oncoming traffic. Play as a tiny firefly and try desperately to distract from the futility of it all by sharing vapid encouragement and hollow entertainment.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   01/05/18, 06:52 pm

Mr. Potato Head's horribly mutated vaguely humanoid elder brother launches a baseball sim.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   01/05/18, 09:13 pm

Nope. Not touching that. Nooooo way.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   02/05/18, 07:00 am

@Balla's Game: You use your enormous, raging penis to forcefully (but consensually) enter a series of hot anime girls who are definitely over 18 from all angles into all orifices.
@Jay's Game: Play as a teenage boy who, after playing Ballas's game, grabs his wood and shoots out a shiny golden orb.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   02/05/18, 01:26 pm

Bad blind date with a gas problem.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   02/05/18, 06:51 pm

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@Balla's Game: You use your enormous, raging penis to forcefully (but consensually) enter a series of hot anime girls who are definitely over 18 from all angles into all orifices.

'Consensually'?  'Definitely over 18'?  In a Japanese game?  Surely not!

Anyway, Microsoft would very much like you to become part of their adventure sport-focussed cult.  Where everybody is always happy, all the time.

(That's the Avengers 'A' there, isn't it?  Couldn't figure out a way to work it in, but thought I'd mention it.)

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   03/05/18, 12:09 am

A small child smiles whilst inwardly she laughs as she robs mums and old folks around the world so they can keep playing her twisted game.


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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   03/05/18, 08:45 pm

Someone get this girl off my back! I need a poo.
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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   03/05/18, 11:23 pm

In the Flying Scotman's simulation, waste yonks pissing about Edinburgh Waverly and enjoy the thrill of paying £4.99 for a limp sausage roll in The Pasty Shop after finding out that "we are sorry to announce that the train has been delayed by approximately sixteen days". 

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   20/05/18, 08:13 pm

Help a man get some action (drilling, planting a flagpole, lovebites etc.) in the Search For Bloody Amazing Sex.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   21/05/18, 12:09 am

When Earth is conquered by our alien overlords, they'll look to this as proof that their cause was just.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   21/05/18, 08:54 pm

Make your own porno with John "Shagger" Leslie and the gang, only on Nintendo 64!

(On a separate note, Muss' picture immediately reminded me of one of my favourite things in wrestling history, when the UK version of Wrestlemania VI on DVD dubbed Dusty Rhodes' 'Common Man' entrance theme with the Wheel of Fortune tune! )

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   23/05/18, 03:22 pm

You'll laugh, you'll cry - it's Human Centipede IV: Super Duper Sumos.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   26/05/18, 09:22 am

Who's the vicious attacker going around, punching people in the eye and forcibly injecting their lips with dermal filler? Find out, and clobber them with a guitar.

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