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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Sat 26 May 2018 - 17:18

Atari bring you the sequel to Hatoful Boyfriend

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Sat 16 Jun 2018 - 20:30

Back in the 90s I was in a very famous Wiiii-u game...

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Mon 18 Jun 2018 - 19:11

Mas' game is obviously a sandwich-cutting sim. The box art shows a character getting it all wrong. Jam everywhere. What a fool.

Muss' game is about a unique and interesting sport, played in certain parts of the world. Amazingly, not only is there no such thing as an LBW in this sport, but people are actually encouraged to touch the ball with their feet! Also the wickets are much further apart, the middle stump is arranged on top of the other two, and there's a net between them. It's an odd one alright. Anyway, the winner of this 'foot-ball' game gets a replica of a golden eyeball, complete with torn-out viscera. It looks nothing like a cup.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Tue 19 Jun 2018 - 16:31

A remake of Super Mario Brothers 2 where the giant eagle head at the end of the level is replaced by a giant, disembodied Bowser head.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Tue 26 Jun 2018 - 16:19

Clearly it's a game where you as Hulk Hogan must seethe rage and paddy over many old mostly dead wrestlers being viewed as legends despite having done and said crappy things while your shunned and forgotten for having used the N word, the game is won when you get Hulk blue enough to kill himself by hanging himself using some ring robes bonus points if it's half suicide half danger wank that went south......

It wouldn't let me add an image cause I'm new sorry
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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Tue 26 Jun 2018 - 16:46

Hopefully a admin could add one in for you
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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Tue 26 Jun 2018 - 20:57

I don't seem to just be able to wave you through in the settings, Kerr - sorry. But yes, either suggest a game name and I'm sure someone will hunt down the box art for you, or you can MP me and I'll edit it into your post. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Sun 22 Jul 2018 - 17:39

With Kerr not about to post his go, does somebody else want to take a crack at judging my game by its cover?
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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Sun 22 Jul 2018 - 17:44

Hulk's showdown with the locker room as he apologies


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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Sun 22 Jul 2018 - 17:58

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Hulk's showdown with the locker room as he apologies

Laughing

Very good. A blessing in disguise that we had to wait a month for this thread to start again, then.
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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Sun 22 Jul 2018 - 19:59

That genuinely looks like a fun game!  But, er, it's obviously a proto-Xenoblade, where two blokes with guns have to explore a world that is actually a giant orange sleeping orange woman.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Sun 22 Jul 2018 - 22:47

Join Seven of Nine as she stabs the crew of the USS Voyager.

(is that genuinely box art for a graphics card? Laughing )

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Mon 23 Jul 2018 - 20:50

Cricket gets a gritty reboot. See the wicket keeper above.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Mon 23 Jul 2018 - 22:40

Michael Myers methodically and systematically murders babysitters on Halloween night, metaphorically speaking, at a Chinese tile-matching game.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Tue 24 Jul 2018 - 1:38

Cling to walls and climb onto furniture in an epic session of the floor is lava.

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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Tue 24 Jul 2018 - 21:02

The picture's not showing for me, so I had to look up the game and OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. Fortunately the box makes it clear that you're merely a robotic bug who's managed to trap an unspeakable cosmic evil in a glass jar. Phew!



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(is that genuinely box art for a graphics card? Laughing )

Oops. Embarrassed Also, did Konami really try to do a gritty reboot of Bomberman? No
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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Tue 24 Jul 2018 - 22:37

Charlie Chaplin drops a load of acid and traipses around town in his briefs.



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JayMoyles wrote:
(is that genuinely box art for a graphics card? Laughing )

Oops. Embarrassed Also, did Konami really try to do a gritty reboot of Bomberman? No

The fact you didn't realise makes it all the better. Laughing

And of course they did - what do you expect from them?
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PostSubject: Re: Judge a game by its cover   Sun 29 Jul 2018 - 11:27

#FucKonami is all I can say

On Jay's game, it's clearly Australia dealing with immigration

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