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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 27 Aug 2015 - 22:49

My dad made me weep with this one:

A new army recruit is assigned to his unit, as they are eating breakfast the recruit notices that sometimes the other soldiers would shout numbers and the rest of the unit would start to laugh.
"26!" shouted one, and everyone except the recruit laughed.
"35!" shouted another and everyone laughed although the recruit still didn't know what was funny.
The recruit was growing nervous so he asked his friend sitting beside him, "why do they all laugh when someone shouts a number?" His friend replies, "the whole unit has memorised 100 jokes, each of them are numbered so instead of telling the whole joke you can just say the number and everyone will know what it is."
Later, as the unit is marching back to their barracks from breakfast the recruit decides to try one of the numbered jokes.
"40!" He shouts, but nobody laughs.
"98!" He tries again, but the unit remain silent.
"What am I doing wrong?" He asks his friend, clearly agitated.
His friend replies "It's not so much the joke, as the way you tell it."


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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Mon 31 Aug 2015 - 22:04

I'm so sorry.

So, there's a man crawling through the desert.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Mon 31 Aug 2015 - 22:42

...

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*deep breath*

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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Tue 1 Sep 2015 - 7:56

I'll admit, I skipped a lot of that to find the punchline, and was waiting - just waiting - for Jay's response. Applause
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Tue 1 Sep 2015 - 13:34

If brevity is the soul of wit... that was a bit horse. No
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Tue 1 Sep 2015 - 18:41

Amazing.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Mon 19 Oct 2015 - 20:15

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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Mon 19 Oct 2015 - 21:43

Topical, given Wednesday, but also horse. Tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 22 Oct 2015 - 14:40

This tickled me.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 22 Oct 2015 - 15:07

JayMoyles wrote:
This tickled me.

Fucking amazing.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sat 9 Jan 2016 - 12:02

Yesterday - natch - Jo posted this picture of Beatrice cat on Facebook:



She put the caption "So unladylike Beatrice! Cat " A mate of mine responded with this:

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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sat 9 Jan 2016 - 19:52

Haha that's a belter of a picture, I expected much much worse from your friends comment though.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sat 9 Jan 2016 - 23:37

The friend in question can occasionally be very rude indeed; I got worried when Jo asked "Who's [REDACTED]?" Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 1:21

Absolutely howling at this.

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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 28 Jan 2016 - 22:43

Oh blimey! Haven't seen that in well over a decade! Am I right in thinking that he's on TV to fend off complaints that milk cartons are difficult to open?
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Fri 27 May 2016 - 8:19

Last night we saw Bill Bailey on his Limboland tour. Utterly hilarious. Sample: "They tore down my local hospital and replaced it with an app."
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Wed 10 Aug 2016 - 20:20

Yesterday I cried with laughter.

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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 1 Sep 2016 - 23:32

This haiku scrolled past my eyes on Twitter:

Take me down to Hai-
ku City where the grass is
green and the dammit
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 1 Sep 2016 - 23:56

Laughing

Very good!
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Fri 2 Sep 2016 - 8:07

Laughing Yup, got a chuckle. Good stuff.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sun 6 Nov 2016 - 6:38

Jo and I saw Russell Howard in a theatre not ten minutes' walk from out house. His support act was pretty good, too. Now I just need to see Greg Davies and I'll have ticked off all the comedians I wanted to see three years ago... Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Wed 9 Nov 2016 - 16:07

Trying to smile... trying.

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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Wed 9 Nov 2016 - 19:50

I found out today that my brother discovered Bo Burnham all by himself, and is turning into a proper little SJW who hates mainstream media and comedy.

I'm so proud :')
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sun 15 Jan 2017 - 8:29

Watched Romesh Ranganathan's DVD last night, called 'Irrational' (keeping it a little bit maths; I like it Grin ). He's an angry fellow, isn't he?
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sun 15 Jan 2017 - 21:14

I've not watched a lot of his stand-up but I enjoy him when he shows up on panels and that. Will give him a go- angry people are the best comedians, especially at the moment.
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