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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Fri 5 Jun 2015 - 17:05

Cool,

How are you picking what were sent is it totally random or drawn out of a hat or Mas like fighters so let give him the awful Castlevaina Figher.
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Mon 8 Jun 2015 - 18:50

A festering heap splatted onto my doormat today. I'll scrape it off my shoes over the weekend. (I assume that we're clamming up about what game we've received until the review goes live, right?)

As for where we review these things, I'm not sure whether anyone intends to post theirs on Gintendo - however, I'll be dropping mine in this thread. The project's mastermind hasn't even written a GN piece, after all.
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Mon 8 Jun 2015 - 18:53

My game come this morning, I will give it a play on Thursday.

Me & Drunka talked about it and we are putting here unless we play something & we feel we give it a justified review for Gintendo bit that's very unlikely due to the games were playing.
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Mon 8 Jun 2015 - 18:54

I had an unfortunate delivery when I got home from work today as well (side note: Its immensely vexing that Cappa can supply me with bum faster than Tesco could supply me with Splatoon.)

Me and Mas were discussing where to post this earlier. I'd say the thread for now, as its not like we're going to write reams and reams of text anyway. Maybe a compilation could go on the site at a later date, but this is just for our amusement.
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Mon 8 Jun 2015 - 19:40

Wanna bet? My game draws up an ethical debate that I've got about 500 words for without even having played the damn thing! Spoiler text I guess.

Many thanks to Mr. Phillips for this "opportunity".
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Mon 8 Jun 2015 - 19:55

Prediction of Jimbob's game:
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Wed 10 Jun 2015 - 15:37

That's a decent prediction that Drunka but surely we should have a ethical debate about most games and like the compilation idea which could be worked into a look back at the Wii & all it's shovelware.


Also kinda on topic I bought a game on PS4 which I quite liked the look of when it was announced then it got dreadful & I mean dreadful reviews that I wouldn't go near it unless really really cheap & till now only seen it once for £45 used. But now I've picked it up cheap & will play and review for Gintendo. Not sure if I will finish it as looking at info on it, it's one of the hardest games on the PS4 & about 60hrs long but Cappa inspired me to hunt down a cheap copy of it with his crap games review idea.
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Wed 10 Jun 2015 - 16:20

masofdas wrote:

Also kinda on topic I bought a game on PS4 which I quite liked the look of when it was announced then it got dreadful & I mean dreadful reviews that I wouldn't go near it unless really really cheap & till now only seen it once for £45 used. But now I've picked it up cheap & will play and review for Gintendo. Not sure if I will finish it as looking at info on it, it's one of the hardest games on the PS4 & about 60hrs long but Cappa inspired me to hunt down a cheap copy of it with his crap games review idea.

Bloodbore, obviously.

EDIT: Missed the "N". Too good not to change, in this context. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Wed 10 Jun 2015 - 19:05

masofdas wrote:
Cool,

How are you picking what were sent is it totally random or drawn out of a hat or Mas like fighters so let give him the awful Castlevaina Figher.

As you've already seen, I'll not look to people's individual tastes. The first game I bought went to the first forumite who replied (Balladeer), the second game I bought went to the second forumite who replied (Buska) and so on. I've got games 5, 6, 7 and 8 waiting here (including one that I genuinely think is the worst Wii game I've played).

Balladeer wrote:
A festering heap splatted onto my doormat today.  I'll scrape it off my shoes over the weekend.  (I assume that we're clamming up about what game we've received until the review goes live, right?)

Feel free to talk about your games all you want! All I wanted to do was to keep things a bit of a mystery for the recipent. For example, maybe Masofdas expected a Castlevania beat-em-up 'that might be all right', but he definitely didn't; I can imagine that he response he had to opening the package yesterday was one of sheer boredom.

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Me and Mas were discussing where to post this earlier. I'd say the thread for now, as its not like we're going to write reams and reams of text anyway. Maybe a compilation could go on the site at a later date, but this is just for our amusement.

I'd say that's fair. The idea was for the forumites of the forum - I didn't think about Gintendo because, truthfully, I'm not a part of it.
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Thu 11 Jun 2015 - 17:21

Masofdas Review of his crap game was he bowled over:
 
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Thu 11 Jun 2015 - 22:47

So you enjoyed it then mas? Laughing

I won't write a Gintendo piece if all else aren't - but I will write a 1000 word essay on my Tumblr, and then an abridged version to share with you lot. I don't think I can help myself; I think self-editing might be out the window on this one!

Thanks again to Cappa
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Thu 11 Jun 2015 - 22:52

I'm really intrigued of what your game is Jim.

Along as we can all read it, can't see Cappa minding.
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Fri 12 Jun 2015 - 23:13

"The disc can be used as a coaster or to shovel up actual crap" is a quality line. Good stuff!

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Jimbob's game is a belter. Certainly the worst of the round of games that I sent out last week - which is saying something.

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For the benefit of everyone involved (and to answer masofdas' PM), my idea was that once you've played and reviewed the game, you can either send it back to me, or you can exchange it with other forumites' cr@p game so that we can get a few second, third and fourth opinions on each of the games I sent out.

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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Fri 12 Jun 2015 - 23:19

I don't know if we want to put three other people through my horrendous game I played, but it's up to you Cappa.

Send me a PM with either your address or one of the forumites as I'm happy to play one of there crappy games or a new one.
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Sat 13 Jun 2015 - 17:07

All the musicality of a flat tyre:
 
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Sat 13 Jun 2015 - 22:33

Enjoyed that Balla! "YOU ABSCESS" is a stellar insult - one to add to the repertoire. Laughing

Also, forgot to comment on Mas's piece - the line Cappa picked out was my favourite too.
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Sun 14 Jun 2015 - 8:44

Many thanks Jay!  And yes, it's good to see Mas carry on the fine NGamer tradition of describing the uses of the disc when the game has none. Thumbs Up!
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Sun 14 Jun 2015 - 10:04

Guys, this is all gold at the moment. Laughing

Cappa, I'll probably have one more go at mine, but I'll try and get it back to you in the next week or so. (I'm not I want it displayed on my shelf in such a prominent manner to be honest)
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Sun 14 Jun 2015 - 10:05

Brilliant review, Balladeer - you've really delivered the goods there.

MMMM was always going to be the first game for this thread. How it wound up like that is a total mystery to me. It's from the creator of Parappa The Rapper FFS!
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Sun 14 Jun 2015 - 10:41

Being a Ninty fanboy, I've never played Parappa. Aww! But I know it's a classic - and then, this.

I do wonder, after Mas' and my games, how many of this round of games are going to display some wonderfully decrepit Wiimote controls.
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Sun 14 Jun 2015 - 11:06

Jimbob wrote:
Guys, this is all gold at the moment.  Laughing

Cappa, I'll probably have one more go at mine, but I'll try and get it back to you in the next week or so. (I'm not I want it displayed on my shelf in such a prominent manner to be honest)

No worries. I'm away on holiday at the end of this week, so right now I'm in no rush to get it - or anyone else's games - back.

Surprised that you're willing to give the game another go though!

Balladeer wrote:
Being a Ninty fanboy, I've never played Parappa. Aww! But I know it's a classic - and then, this.

I do wonder, after Mas' and my games, how many of this round of games are going to display some wonderfully decrepit Wiimote controls.

Jimbob's definitely does (and in hilarious fashion, I feel). Buska's game doesn't really. I'm not sure how he'll feel about his game truth be told. You'd have to be a certain sort of person to enjoy it...

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I've got another round of games waiting here - is there anyone reading who isn't already involved that wants a game sent out to them?
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Sun 14 Jun 2015 - 12:28

Good or should I say bad review of MMMM Balla, this has been a great idea by Cappa.

But yeah my game was just unplayable due to the controls, if I was playing something that had normal controls next time the use for the disc might be rather different.
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Sun 14 Jun 2015 - 13:52

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Ironic, that a game starring a Major and Tom is lacking ground control.

That's a belter of a last line there, balla. Thumbs Up!
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Sun 14 Jun 2015 - 14:03

Was pleased with that, not going to lie. The game basically put it on a tee for me - surprised that no other reviewers seem to have used something similar!
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PostSubject: Re: "A Big Pot Full Of Bum": GNamer Forum Cr@p Game Reviews Thread   Fri 19 Jun 2015 - 12:19

Great work so far guys! Sorry I haven't gotten involved yet, have just finished a nine-day week of lifting potatoes, with wrestling, e3 and drinking dominating my evenings. Hopefully I'll get some time with this and something written up on Sunday.
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