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Subject: Balladeer's Ten Thousandth Post Wed 1 Jul 2015 - 22:10
It wasn’t perfect, a couple of errors here and there – but then, that applies to all of us.
We used to be NGamer, But now we are GNamer. The magazine has gone and been; The people are the same-a. With funny jokes and witty blokes And not too much decorum, The mag has gone but we live on, A very special forum.
We talk Wii U, 3DS too Although the games are scanter; Have 86 great smiley pics To punctuate our banter. Rotating Platform, we like that, The old NGamer team. O- -Nly one thing missing from this forum: Where the heck is Beemoh?
So many men worth noting. JayMoyles’ .gifs for quoting, There’s Jaster’s arts and Cappa’s smarts And shanks’ eager voting, And Mas’ news and Drunka’s booze And Andy’s consternation, And then the three including me Who do administration.
There’s Stu_the_great, not here of late: He is our one creator, And ZeroJones: our Francophone’s A mathsy educator. And Balladeer (who’s singing here) And trying not to scream, “Oh, If only he were still around; But where the hell is Beemoh?”
Oh, Beemoh! Tell us that you’re okay. Why did you run away? Was it Reg Fils-Aime? When his face broke the forum did it also break you? Don’t worry Beemoh; he’s safely back at Ninty HQ. Or was it Newsgate That made you disappear? We’ve a new sub-forum here: You can post news without fear. Even if it is finance, we won’t make a fuss, Just as long as you come back to us.
What a pity! We remember your posts were so witty. Now they’ve gone, leaving me with this ditty, And now we pretty Much all feel... sad. Make us merry! ‘Cause a forum without you’s not very. Take it from this trainee actuary: You’re the most hilari- -Ous member we’ve had!
(Source: GNamer Forum Annual Awards, 2013 Edition. Source may need to be updated in light of recent events.)
This year has been tremendo, With more from Admintendo. Our own podcast has been a blast With Drunka’s innuendo. On Skype did we discuss E3. It all was great: if only We had the man whose absence can Make us all feel SO LONELY.
The games releases have not ceased From squids that in ink melt; a New Star Fox made, and Xenoblade... A shame there isn’t Zelda. The 3DS, I must confess Had mainly Project STEAM... Oh
Well, we won’t mind if we can find The forumite we left behind Who can derail most any thread And still not fail to knock us dead. Where the heck and where the hell And more invective words as well, Oh where the heck is Beemoh? Where the hell is Beemoh? Where the flying ffffffflip Is Beemoh?