Post another tagline!

Tagline plan: a vote reminder one at the weekend, then back to Switch-related taglines for the foreseeable ever.

Everything changed when the Fire Emblem Nation attacked



Sorry, had to make that terrible pun somewhere.

Headquarters of the Nintendo Defence Force.
or if you must
Mighty (Nintendo) Switch (Defence) Force.

Gamers from all countries welcome here.

See, that puts me between a rock and a hard place. I was holding on until Jay puts up the first vote results to do a vote-related tagline, but then your suggestion is a massively important political point that I feel we would all get behind. In short, bum.

I'd say put Jay's up first. Sadly, Trump ain't going anywhere.

I think the Trump tagline can go up first - we change it to an awards tagline midweek.

Speaking of the awards... they're still coming! I've just had an issue with the document I was using for tallying where I'd stupidly forgotten to add in the comments and number of votes for each category, so watch this space for a wee while longer.

Balla, you have been

Oh woe is me. Also kudos for using a speech bubble from the (great) fanslation of AAI2.

Is that where it's from?! I was wondering because I didn't remember it from any of the games, but it looked legit, so... happy accident, let's say.

Mickey realised that if he threw the ****ing apple he'd knock the prick on his arse.

It turns out Captain Falcon will not always prevail.

I was trying to come up with titles for Mas' March games thread but they all came out more like taglines.

Mario sports a great moustache.
Will Mario foot the ball for all these new pitches?
We're all too busy horsing around on 3DS for the Switch.
Horizon is a far cry from anything you've played before.

Top one pure class. In fact, and I don't know if you intended this, but they're in 'likelihood of them being used' order, with the top one the most likely.

Anything to get rid of this American nonsense.

Balladeer wrote:

Anything to get rid of this American nonsense.

Oh, you want taglines about real football? Much obliged!

Mauricio Pokéttino helping maintain Drunka's run of second-place success.
Super Smash Bros. Switch to feature David Wagner and Garry Monk
(New Donk) City pip Arsenal to be the only non-London team in the top three
If Leicester and Chelsea can tell us anything, it's that the Wii U's performance will not necessarily reflect the Switch.

Still better than American football.  

I do think that this site's quintessential Britishness is one of the (many) things it has going for it, when there are so many American fora out there.  That's still just about a good thing (especially in comparison with the US right now), so it'd be nice if this remained somewhere I can escape from the Superbowl.  Rarely has something so irrelevant to me deluged so much of my social media.

Ah sod it, there's enough bad things going on in the world without me moaning about a sports tagline on an online forum.

Balla at the moment

Sadly, we now know he's not. Missed opportunity.

Hey, there's always DLC! Never shay never again, as Sean Connery might say.

Today's tagline is a pale imitation of that string of beemoh puns from the time of Hyrule Warriors' original release. If you can do better - please do!

I'll have a think about puns for that one. For now though:

Kirby in Waddle Dee eating scandal after being offered 8/1 odds.

You want us to terminate the employment of any soldier not travelling in a straight line? Oh, Fire EMBLEM Warriors
Should we take a lighter to the little "W" on his hat? Oh, Fire Emblem WARRIORS
I can't reach the top shelf, the badges at the bottom are the same. Oh, FIRE Emblem Warriors

What use are flaming fighters if they're quaking in their boots? What? Oh, Fire EMBLEM Warriors

If we're allowed to expand beyond musou games:

Quickly, Link, perform mouth-to-mouth on this kid... What? Oh, Breath of the WILD
Has Link gone all Breaking Bad? What? Oh, BREATH of the Wild
Let's beat each other up with tropical trees! What? Oh, ARMS
On the count of three we all run away from Jerry... What? Oh, 1-2-SWITCH

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