Best Princess Vote Thread

Clearly this is a big issue to a lot of you fanboys, but have a serious think about this lads. There are a lot of banging princesses out there.

Post your top 5s below.
Cheers

5) Peachette
4) Princess Toadstool
3) Cat Peach
2) Pink Gold Peach
1) Peach

Before I post my list, and this is very important to clarify, how are we handling the different Zeldas? BotW Zelda is very different from, say, OoT Zelda.

(ignores Jay's careful inquiry)

1) Midna
2) Edea Lee
3) Zelda
4) Rosalina
5) Garnet

-5,000,000,000) Daisy

Balladeer wrote:

(ignores Jay's careful inquiry)


4) Rosalina

HOLD IT!



Not actually a Princess, the crown is to throw you off. Don't think she's ever been called "Princess Rosalina" - I have no idea what she is. A goddess, maybe?

I'm counting Zelda as separate Princesses based on her games - I've not properly played Skyward Sword, but I hear she's good in that.

1) BotW Zelda
2) Peach
3) Eirika
4) OoT Zelda
5) Hilda

Heck, that Phoenix is huge! Technically speaking Braev Lee's a Grand Marshall, not a king, so Edea's also cheating a bit. I forgot Hilda, though! She fits in just behind Zelda, I reckon.

Balladeer wrote:

Heck, that Phoenix is huge!

A huge Phoenix for a huge mistake. This thread's integrity must be preserved.

The Zeldas are literally separate people. As I recall, the Christ made a good post on this very subject. . .

Bluuuuh, fine.

1) Midna
2) Edea
3) Tetra-Zelda
4) Hilda
4) Ruto (forgot she was a princess)

1) Tingle

Balladeer wrote:

3) Tetra-Zelda

See, I like Tetra a lot, but losing her fire when she's revealed to be Zelda was sad to see as she's basically reduced to set dressing for the rest of WW. I've not played Phantom Hourglass, so I don't know if she's better there. As such, she's more a rad pirate in my eyes than a princess.

You're not wrong, but she goes straight back to being Tetra-esque in PH. Clearly it was just the shock of being Zelda-fied. Failing that, Spirit Tracks Zelda becomes an undead soldier, so that's pretty cool.

I was a fan of Tetra initially but that moment absolutely ruins her appeal for me. Its like, she can't be both feminine and competent, that's ridiculous. Bad form, Ninty.

Balladeer wrote:

5) Garnet

Didn't you say she was generic not along ago

5. Calista
4. Kitana
3. Garnet
2. Leia
1. Zelda - Skyward Sword

I was really struggling for another princess. Now I'm overflowing with them: Calista from Last Story should probably place somewhere!

Smooth.

Here's another GNamer vote thread where I have to vote for Jimbob as my #1.

I've called him the Retro King over in the NES High Score thread... reconsidering that nickname now to fit his new royalty status.

The Cappuccino Kid wrote:

Here's another GNamer vote thread where I have to vote for Jimbob as my #1.

Well, after that, I don't know which fellow princesses to vote for!

My left-wing sensibilities make me nervous about courting/praising an unelected ruler, but then I finished Little King's Story so
1) Ferne
big gap
2) Spumoni
big gap
3) the rest look like kids, so no thanks then