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PostSubject: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Thu 28 Feb 2013 - 18:01

Post about something you really don't like. Simple. Credit to Gwyn for the swear.

I'll start off with homophobic Christians, a hatred that I've felt particularly keenly given this article. Jesus went around preaching love for all, and these miserable creatures feel the need to go back to Leviticus for their doctrine. Evil or Very Mad (I expect to see that emoticon used lots in this thread.)
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Thu 28 Feb 2013 - 18:27

  • Chart Music
    All the Fast and Furious films
    People wearing beanie hats indoors
    Facefuck/Twatter
    Conformity (in some cases)
    Patriotism
    Not walking up the left hand side of the stairs when a sign explicitly tells you to do so


Cant really think of much more, they don't really !&$% me off as such, they are just annoying.
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Thu 28 Feb 2013 - 19:05

When the revolution comes, I will execute anyone who has anything to do with the production of adverts for perfume / aftershave. Or fragrance as it's now apparently known. Nothing that is said or done has any resemblance to reality, and yet this is acceptable.
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Thu 28 Feb 2013 - 20:33

People, just people in general... Especially children, why do I have to work in a place they always go? Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Thu 28 Feb 2013 - 22:29

Onions, Fanboys, the town on a fri/sat night, summer, Majora's Mask, sports and I totally agree with Vidofnir's Patriotism point.
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Thu 28 Feb 2013 - 22:56

andyman949 wrote:
Majora's Mask

Elaborate on this, I'm wondering what pisses you off about MM?
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Thu 28 Feb 2013 - 23:04

Being a stupid flower, being a Goron, being a Zora, a naff overworld and the horrible 3 day system that if you miss a tiny thing off before you HAVE to turn back time you can lose massive chunks of progress. Worst game ever Hissy fit OK so I just didn't gel with it probably, but I'll take this rage to my grave!
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Thu 28 Feb 2013 - 23:54

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homophobic Christians

Don't get me started about homophobic Christians. Mad

People who drive Land Rovers, Range Rovers or motorbikes in completely urban residential areas. I'm sorry, but they're all t*@t$. Oh, and old people drivers. And of course women drivers.

I don't have a chip on my shoulder about driving-related things, honest.
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Fri 1 Mar 2013 - 0:56

People (usually old folk) who walk in front of me really s.....l....o....w....l...y when I'm in a supermarket.

GET OUT THE FOOKIN WAY!
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Fri 1 Mar 2013 - 1:58

For me these days it's People in general..

For example People who:
Press the button on the lift or street cross when it's clearly already pressed
In old cars that have their head lights on during a bright sunny day
Have no idea how a lift works
Drive so slow its not funny like on the bridge I have to go across everyday to go to work even though there are signs clearly saying to do 70K people always do 60 so that annoys me.
When they do 30k under the limit
When they think they can fit in that spot in line at the petrol station completely stuffing up everyone else

So Yeah People
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Fri 1 Mar 2013 - 7:47

My CEO's personal assistant who is, quite literally, dumber than a seamonkey. Every day she makes me want to shoot myself with her idiocy. Can't spell fifteen? No need for a spell check - just yell it out around the office for all our clients to hear. No probs bro.

Dips**t ><
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Fri 1 Mar 2013 - 7:55

Agreeing with 4x4 drivers, slow walkers, patriotism and most of the other things expressed. Quite like children though - if they're badly behaved (and over the age of about four), it's usually the parents' fault.
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Fri 1 Mar 2013 - 8:29

People with trolleys in small aisles that keep getting in the way
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Fri 1 Mar 2013 - 9:58

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Quite like children though.

Shocked Shocked Shocked
Some one call the authorities.

Wont someone think of the children!
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Fri 1 Mar 2013 - 10:01

Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Fri 1 Mar 2013 - 10:02

creepy guys....creepy... Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Fri 1 Mar 2013 - 12:56

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My CEO's personal assistant who is, quite literally, dumber than a seamonkey. Every day she makes me want to shoot myself with her idiocy. Can't spell fifteen? No need for a spell check - just yell it out around the office for all our clients to hear. No probs bro.

Dips**t ><

"One! Five!"
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Fri 1 Mar 2013 - 16:02

SuperPaperLink wrote:
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Quite like children though.

Shocked Shocked Shocked
Some one call the authorities.

Wont someone think of the children!

Now then, now then... (sorry Laughing )
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Fri 1 Mar 2013 - 16:09

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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Fri 1 Mar 2013 - 17:37

Vidofnir wrote:
Facefuck/Twatter
People who call these sites things like that. Nah nah!
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Fri 1 Mar 2013 - 18:27

    People who walk too slow (a common irritant apparently),
    People who walk too fast,
    People who ask me how I'm feeling,
    People who don't care about my feelings,
    People who get offended when I lick their face (don't ask...),
    Babies/ small children who stare at you, unblinking for a flight lasting several hours, (every.single.time.)
    Librarians who think they're cool because I can never find *that* book...


DAMN YOU!


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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Fri 1 Mar 2013 - 19:37

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People who get offended when I lick their face (don't ask...)

I know you said not to, but... why?

Here's more of mine:
  • Being hungry;
  • Stupidly high heels (girlfriend agrees, so I'm not sexist!);
  • Overdone make-up (still rocking the girlfriend excuse here);
  • People who take up both armrests on the tube, usually blokey bloke blokes;
  • Football talk, usually from blokey bloke blokes;
  • Blokey bloke blokes in general, and especially their primal drunken roar: "UUUUURRRRGGGHHHHEEEEEEUUUUUURRRRRR" or thereabouts;
  • The little shallow blonde things they go out with (see earlier point about heels and make-up);
  • Top Gear;
  • Reality TV in all its turgid glory;
  • The smell of fish sauce: tastes lovely, so why does it smell so bad?
  • People with their music turned up too loud in their cars/from their headphones/in houses or rooms adjacent to where I'm trying to sleep;
  • The bunch of PS3/360-obsessed moaners on CVG, who will persist in posting in Nintendo threads despite having no interest in owning the damn consoles;
  • People who f***ing swear as every other f***ing word because they think it makes them f***ing 'ard;
  • Those people who insist on leaving Camden Town in a vomit-scattered state the night after they "go on the laaaaaash"...

Girlfriend tells me I'm sounding overly misanthropic now, so I'd better stop. I have more! Many, many more...
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Fri 1 Mar 2013 - 20:00

The attitude that a number of my students have of "Give up! It's easier!". I also get chronic anger when they arrive at exams without a pen.
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Fri 1 Mar 2013 - 21:01

Balladeer wrote:
NintenDUCK wrote:
People who get offended when I lick their face (don't ask...)

I know you said not to, but... why?


Modern times my friend, modern times... also I just do it to my friends, who wash regularly... and taste nice....
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$% You Off   Fri 1 Mar 2013 - 21:26

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Stupidly high heels (girlfriend agrees, so I'm not sexist!)

Stop wearing them then. Razz
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