The Chat Thread

I don't understand. Is she moving to the bakery department?

She has a bun (baby) in her oven (oven).

Pretty sure that putting a baby in an oven is illegal. It should be at least.

andyman949 wrote:

Pretty sure that putting a baby in an oven is illegal. It should be at least.

That's why she's leaving her job- forced out because of her criminal record.

Crikey! I've had a hectic seven days. Have I missed anything? You guys alright?  

(thinks about posting witty response)

(realises that he's just been to the pub)

Yes, Stu, we're all right. Not a great start on your GNew Year's Resolution, though.  

Had a terrifying day at work, thanks to one simple mix-up. Think it was sorted by the end of the day, though. :homer:

ZeroJones wrote:

Had a terrifying day at work, thanks to one simple mix-up. Think it was sorted by the end of the day, though. :homer:

The mixture of fear and vagueness touched off with the non-sequitur of Homer at the end makes me feel uneasy.

Turns out I could of had the night off last night which I didn't get told until this morning

Oh, if we're talking about work it's been miserable. From now until early April is my hell season, tying into the dreaded "Year End" process.

Work has left me completely spent over the last three weeks, if it's any consolation to anyone. Never in my life have I come home and gone to bed by half nine, but it's been a near-daily occurrence recently. We're two staff down, and head office is comprised of arseholes who only see our exceptional dispensing figures. 

My boss is pretty good, I must say. Appreciates a hard job well done.

I see the boss (like, Big, Big Boss) of my pub job as given me praise following customer feedback on TripAdvisor. Which is nice. Don't think he knows who I am, mind.

~

I'm just off the back of two weeks placement as a trainee Careers Adviser, which has included working in six high schools, three colleges, two Universities, four training providers, an autism unit and two Skills Development Scotland offices, in between client interviews, CIAG groupwork sessions, meetings with advisers/workers/team leaders/area managers and even taking a 'Business Enterprise' home economics class. I, like Stu, am absolutely gubbed...and I've got to do it all over again next week.   

Phhlelleps, what career should I pursue?

You'd make a great shopping centre Santa.

EDIT: Anyone else? I'll hopefully reach a stage where I'll be able to charge big bucks for my information, advice and guidance, so get your questions in for free while you can!

Mr. Kid, where does my future lie?

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