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I’ll kick it off - Fuck, Marry, Kill? Captain Hook, Hades, Jafar

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Crumpy Andy wrote:

I’ll kick it off...

Top tagline material, that!

EDIT: Of course it displays perfectly on Topic’It.

Crumpy Andy wrote:

I’ll kick it off - Fuck, Marry, Kill? Captain Hook, Hades, Jafar

Well, what's your answer?

Marry Hades, fuck Hook, Kill Jafar.

I reckon there’s a merit to marrying Hook, that man has got bags of gold somewhere that will be all yours when he’s offed by the croc

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Hades is so supportive and sassy and woke, though.

Not sure I agree about the supportive bit, plus you’re not only stuck with him in life, you’ll be spending your afterlife with him...

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Crumpy Andy wrote:

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Topic'It is rubbiiiiiiiiiiiiiish.  Arsequo more like.

Andy is officially banned from using apostrophes from here on out.

I don't remember Smurf having issues with that though from when he's used the Topic.It app... maybe something to tweak in the settings, perhaps?

T’r’e’e’i’s’t’o’o’c’o’o’l’f’o’r’t’h’e’m

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Crumpy Andy wrote:

Tree is too cool for them

I do the work so you don't have to, forumites.

And was it worth it?

No, it was a pain and I feel unfulfilled.

Unlike Hook. Anyway I've forgiven Andy his crimes against apostrophes and chucked that one up there. Consider it GNamer's belated KH3 tagline.

Kill Jafar because he's ugly
Fudge Hades because he's hot
Marry Hook because I break a lot of stuff and he looks like a bit of a handy man. heh.

Horribly butchered Valentine's tagger for tomorrow: then, all of your finest Nintendo Direct-related taglines please!

Fuc, Marry, Kill - Fire Emblem, Rune Factory, Dragon Quest

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It'll almost certainly go up eventually, but we're also taking suggestions for non-FMK-inspired taglines!

(Also the correct FMK is surely the heads of the three FETH houses.)

Fuck Mario Maker

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That was gold Andy. Also, every time Balla censors or complains about a swearword, I become more and more convinced that I want Jay to enact the name change I requested but never received.


I have to say, for a tagline which is both about Bowie and a Platinum game, this leaves a lot to be desired.

• You Will Set The World on Fire Emblem Three Houses
  
• The Mario Who Made The World
  
• Heeeere is a train made from a tin can . . . Yoooooshi's Crafted World
  
• Ground Control to major Tom Nook - There's something wrong, we haven't seen your game
  
• There's a Starman waiting in that block, he'd like to make you invincible but he knows you are a cock
  

Those are from the top of my head, but I'll keep thinking of Bowie Direct taggers . . .

Those damn SJWs censoring our swearing...  I must admit, I didn't ask Jay about adaptations to the last FMK tagline.  Based on past experience, I daresay he'd have been keen to make it 'f**k' instead.  Will check before I put up Andy's next suggestion.

Will definitely pick a couple of those!  Any ideas for a Link's Awakening tagline?  Bowie optional.  (Inb4 'FMK Zelda Marin Ilia'.)

Drunkalilly wrote:

I have to say, for a tagline which is both about Bowie and a Platinum game, this leaves a lot to be desired.

• You Will Set The World on Fire Emblem Three Houses

Also, that's some hypocrisy right there.

For the FFVII port next month

FMK Aerith, Tifa or Yuffie oh wait

Took me a second. Made me smile so it's probably going up there.

This tagline is absolutely correct - if you like the bunny, I'm raising an eyebrow at you. The monkey is a knock-off of Pansage. Sobble for life.