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PostSubject: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 22 Jan 2015 - 7:52

"Finally!" thought Zero. "I've thought of another entry in the Yesterday series!" Grin

Yesterday (yes! Terday) I saw this on Twitter: https://twitter.com/centerofmath/status/557930760934785025. The middle of the three strips made me LOL my head off.

Oh, er, don't let the 'centerofmath' bit put you off. Embarrassed
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 22 Jan 2015 - 9:30

This makes the Web Amusement Emporium thread cry. Crying or Very sad

It also makes me laugh. Laughing The third strip especially.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 22 Jan 2015 - 13:04

I understood none of that. Aww!
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 22 Jan 2015 - 13:58

I understood the overweight one, but that's it. Aww!

Expect to see me post lots of things from The Poke and The Daily Mash in here. Both those sites make me laugh on a regular basis.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/minimum-entry-requirement-introduced-for-geeks-2013010855227
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Fri 23 Jan 2015 - 19:43

Balladeer wrote:
This makes the Web Amusement Emporium thread cry. Crying or Very sad

Fair, but this thread can also do jokes and anecdotes, such as this one that I heard yesterday:

Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

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Y'all may have heard it before or spotted it coming, but I liked it. Grin
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sat 24 Jan 2015 - 12:18

I'll try some PG stuff for now, but I can go pretty dark...

What's an ig?
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Why are there no pain killers in the jungle?
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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?
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How many ears does Jean-Luc Picard have?
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sat 24 Jan 2015 - 12:25

What do you call a cat that's swallowed a duck?
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sat 24 Jan 2015 - 12:33

Laughing Love that Jean-Luc Picard one.

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When I need a bit of a laugh I usually go in search of Mitch Hedberg jokes, here's some of my favourite lines from him.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long"

"When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was."
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sat 24 Jan 2015 - 14:56

[quote="Drunkalilly"]What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?
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I laughed at that one, and then I felt a bit bad.

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sun 25 Jan 2015 - 9:58

I need to repeat the joke sent into the Mario joke book for N64/NGC/NGamer here:

Who is Mario?
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sun 25 Jan 2015 - 18:48

That made me laugh. I'm disappointed in myself.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sun 25 Jan 2015 - 18:51

I'll join you in your disappointment, Drunka. Although I also laughed at your post.

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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 12:51

How do you repair a broken string instrument?

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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 12:54

That joke was violintly bad.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 12:55

We've hit double bass.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 12:57

I never said music puns were my forte.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 13:53

I don't know what you to are harping on about.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 14:16

Just a bit of no-strings fun.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 17:32

Why couldn't the sailor wear sweatpants in the pub?
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 19:13

Laughing

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 19:14

That one made me cringe rather than laugh.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 19:16

My work here is done. Dance

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a truck.

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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 22:50

How do NASA organise a party?

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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 23:22

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Wed 18 Feb 2015 - 17:25

Stu's location. Laughing So mature.
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