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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 19 Feb 2015, 01:56

A man comes home to his wife and says "I've won the lottery, go pack your bags."
Excited, she asks "where am I going?"
He says "I don't care as long as you're gone by the morning."
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sat 28 Feb 2015, 01:05



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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sat 28 Feb 2015, 05:32

Whilst I get the Pokemon joke, is anyone as sick of this colour story as I am?
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sat 28 Feb 2015, 08:34

Yes, as I mostly see gold and blue. Embarrassed
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sat 28 Feb 2015, 10:39

Gold and blue here as well. But I agree that it got a bit dull before the end of yesterday. I did laugh at the Poké-versions, though.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sat 28 Feb 2015, 12:12

oldschool wrote:
Whilst I get the Pokemon joke, is anyone as sick of this colour story as I am?

I was sick of it from the moment I woke up that day but it only got worse as I seen it or terrible "jokes" about it throughout the day on my twitter timeline, I just find it so stupid that folk have got all caught up about it.

The pokemon photoshop thing is clever though.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 05 Mar 2015, 06:44

...but I had a head start because Dara Ň Briain was in town, and Jo and I went to see him. It was the funniest set I'd ever seen him do, and he's a very funny guy anyway. If you get the chance, y'all should go. Thumbs Up!
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 05 Mar 2015, 09:35

All I ever see with that dress photo is white and gold, or occasionally gold and very pale blue.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sun 08 Mar 2015, 15:02

From Scullion's Twitter: "Love seeing whiny arseholes asking "why is there an #InternationalWomensDay but not a Men's one?" There's 364 of the fuckers every year."
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:47

DoPo: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/discussion-thread-composed-entirely-of-fkwits-2015031796372 The Mash delivers again!
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Mon 06 Jul 2015, 22:40

https://storify.com/hownottodraw/the-best-joke-in-the-world

I didn't laugh. I groaned. Close enough, right?
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Mon 06 Jul 2015, 22:44

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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Tue 07 Jul 2015, 08:48

Hey, two actual funny posts and not a single comment. What was I supposed to do, not post a terrible pun?
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sun 12 Jul 2015, 20:45

Ed Byrne, Mock the Week: "I like to plant my herbs in alphabetical order. People say to me, 'How do you find the time?' I say, 'It's there, next to the sage.'"
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sun 12 Jul 2015, 20:47

Not bad! I quite like Ed Byrne - funny chap.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sun 12 Jul 2015, 21:20

Where do frogs keep their cash?
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A man walks into a bar and sees three pieces of meat hanging above the counter. He says to the barman "what's all this about then?" and the barman replies "If you can jump up and hit these here pieces of meat, you get free drinks for the next hour, if not you pay for everyone else's drinks for the next hour, want to give it a go?"
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Mon 13 Jul 2015, 00:55

Can we set up a bot that posts boothisman.gif after every post in this thread? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Mon 13 Jul 2015, 09:33

Hey, I kinda liked the third one!
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Mon 13 Jul 2015, 11:19

Ed Byrne is my favourite comedian. One of his from Mock The Week, on a Scenes We'd Like To See about things sports commentators would never say:

"That's an excellent shot on the black.

I really must learn these boxers' names."
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Fri 21 Aug 2015, 20:16

Definitely a boothisman-er:

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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Sun 23 Aug 2015, 09:12

You shall receive no boo, sir:
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Wed 26 Aug 2015, 18:53

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People often ask me where I see myself in 5 years time. I reply "I don't know,
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Why don't owls make love when it's raining?
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Wed 26 Aug 2015, 19:00

Three solid gags there. Enjoyed.
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:37

Aaaah, love me some punnage. Not the middle one, though - unfortunately that's been taken up by too many corporate organisations to outline their strategic goals. Ruined a perfectly good joke. Aww!
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PostSubject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed   Thu 27 Aug 2015, 21:38

Speaking of good jokes, I'm watching Live at the Apollo right now. Sorry, did I say good jokes? I meant the most predictable, witless, boring shite.
"I'm an American comedian, so I say the punchline in this voice."
"I'm a middle class person pretending to be working class. Aren't the poor hilarious and useless?"
"Hey, you know that thing? Yeah, me too, I'm not gonna make a joke or anything but I'm glad you too have heard of the things I've heard of."
"I have kids and am therefore better than anyone who doesn't have kids."
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